Maybe One day I'll Marry Bubble boy

My eyes are all moggy (as of now that IS an adjective) and if my nose was capable of smelling right now im pretty sure my breath would reek of tissues and old spice.

I whipped out this "all in one" flu syrup (i didnt know flu was just a part of "all") today, knowing that ive had success with it before i was pretty sure it would work this time. As we know my body only lets medicines work for limited periods of time , in this case once off.

Its like i build up an immunity to things that should be building my immunitys. Okay that makes no sense.Maybe if you read it upside down it would be clearer.I dunno.Hmm, head rush.

Okay so all in "all" it didnt work, id say much to my dismay.But i had no dismay to start out with. Stupid crap never works twice for me. I "glugged" it (adjective No.2 for today kids) down, and i mean that in all senses of the word. It felt like i was regurgatating a weeks collection of mucous and then swallowing it again. Delightful. Really.


On an unrelated note thanks to a message at 7am this morning i have Right Said Fred's "Im Too Sexy" song stuck inside my head.
I couldnt hear my mom when she was yelled for me earlier so i screamed over her voice "Im too sexy for Milan New York and Japan". Needless to say she stopped yelling.
(oh and for some reason its pronounced "Jah-pahn")

Tomorrow i will attack my ceiling fan with a duster. Today i fell back on my bed(how dramatic)and noticed chubakkah/chewbakah/chewbakkah-jees who the hell knows who to spell that googles just as confused as me- sized clumps of dust on each one of the blades.Im pretty certain thats why my allergies are so bad.Screw that whole pollen, bla bla winter bla bla your father ate a goat story.I WEAR warm clothes and own blankets and live in a place wear winter is almost non-existant and i DO NOT have flowers in my room that partake in regular pollen parties.I realise there is some logic attached to that argument but seriously, it can only go so far.

But first i need to get a hold of a freaking gas mask or one of those suits those bee-keepers wear.Or make a suit like the one bubble boy has.Yes my mom actually suggested i make one of those .Shes quick like that.Always thinking ahead.

That being said,Im gonna go drown my eyes in eye drops now.

"...and ill do my little dance on the catwalk"